At the counter
Yeehaw, let’s eat!
No menu online here: it’s written in chalk above the counter, and you discover it as you walk in. Here’s something to whet your appetite.
Kitchen open until 2 pm. On Mondays, cakes and coffee only.
The counter boards
No prices, and no spoilers.
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Pancakes
Stacked, topped and served with bacon, Texas style.
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Savoury waffles
In the morning, with two eggs. Including the Chuck Norris, for spice lovers.
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Lunch waffles
Loaded and generous, including the Cowgirl, the house favourite, and a vegan option.
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Homemade treats
Giant cookies, brownies, cinnamon rolls, cheesecake: whatever’s in the display today.
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Specialty coffee
From espresso to signature recipes, with our very own Texas Coffee House Blend.
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Matcha
Our Satsuki matcha from Uji: iced, dirty or straight.
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Milkshakes & smoothies
Banana, mango, strawberry, white chocolate… with a straw, of course.
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Homemade iced teas
Watermelon, cucumber and mint, or peach, lemon, jasmine and lime.
Signature drinks
Notice to the public
Most Wanted
Four signature drinks, wanted all over Mons. Their recipes are a counter secret: come and question them yourself.
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WANTED
— DEAD OR ICED —
John Wayne
Last seen at the counter, somewhere between two pancakes.
Price At the counter
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WANTED
— DEAD OR ICED —
Jayson’s Special
Distinctive feature: you always end up ordering a second one.
Price At the counter
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WANTED
— DEAD OR ICED —
Barry’s Special
Dangerously indulgent. Do not approach without a straw.
Price At the counter
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WANTED
— DEAD OR ICED —
Jessie’s Special
Recipe kept secret by the crew. Ask the barista.
Price At the counter
The counter quiz
What kind of Texan are you?
Three questions, and we’ll tell you what to order. Undecided folks, you’re welcome.
Our four favourite combos:
You are…
The morning cowboy
Early riser with a taste for heat: your savoury waffle is waiting, before 2 pm.
- Chuck Norris waffle
- Coffee Americano
You are…
The hungry cowgirl
You want it all, and rightly so. The lunchtime star is all yours.
- Cowgirl waffle
- Peanut Butter Mocha
You are…
The green ranger
Fresh, light and 100% plant-based: the San Antonio is vegan.
- San Antonio waffle
- Iced Matcha
You are…
The sweet sheriff
The day starts with a stack of pancakes. Non-negotiable.
- Blueberry Pancakes
- Caramel Macchiato
The rest of the menu is waiting for you above the counter.
The rest is at the counter
The full menu is waiting for you
Walk in and look up: it’s all written in chalk.